Monday, November 5, 2012
Friday, November 2, 2012
Monday, October 29, 2012
Friday, October 26, 2012
Monday, October 22, 2012
The beauty of camping on both sides of the fence, so to speak is that you can take the best of both worlds and roll it into one! Here are some lighter hearted moments of gender clash:
10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear pants, don't you?
9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said...Well, you succeeded.
7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king' She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'
6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere.." Written just below it: "I do not."
5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.' She said...'Who's gonna look?'
3) He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.
2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you're never there.
Friday, October 19, 2012
Monday, October 15, 2012
Friday, October 12, 2012
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Saturday, October 6, 2012
Friday, October 5, 2012
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Monday, October 1, 2012
Saturday, September 29, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
So I was paying my rent the other day when I heard this couple come into my landlords outer office. As soon as I swallowed the last of his load, I got up from my knees with a smile. Seriously...5 minutes of fun and my rents paid. Cant beat that. I asked for my rent receipt and went to leave his office. I caught a glance of the couple and winked at the guy. OMG he was so hot! He smiled at me and pointed to my chin. I wiped my chin and sure enough, I had a drop of cum on it. With a giggle I licked my finger clean. Oh I knew I would be fucking him soon! And his girlfriend was just as hot. Who knows....maybe I would get a taste of her too!
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Went down to the pool wearing my bikini. I was laying there enjoying the sun when all of the sudden this punk kid swiped my bikini top off of me and ran off. I stood there topless yelling at him to bring it back. I was jumping up and down screaming at him too! My titties kept bouncing and jiggling around. This went on for several minutes until someone handed me a towel and said I needed to cover up. Reluctantly I wrapped the towel around me and thanked the handsome well hung life guard. (You could see his package in his speedos!) He never looked me in the eye the whole time he chatted with me about getting my bikini top back. He just watched my tits. Then he asked for my number. I gave it to him of course and then went home.
When I got there the punk kid sat there on my porch with my bikini top. I handed him a $20 and he handed me my top. As he ran off he yelled at me "Nice doing business with you!"
Thursday, July 12, 2012
I have a fantasy for you. Its a simple one but its so hot and wet. I want you to cum for me. I want you to explode in my mouth....I want you to fuck my face.
On my knees....on my back...where would you wish me to be? Would you let me lick you from your ass to the head of your cock? Would you squirt on my face and tits or would you let me swallow your load?
Sunday, July 8, 2012
So I was minding my own business sun bathing when old Mrs Pritchett started yelling about a dirty whore. I didn't think nothing of it until I was covered with a bucket of ice water!
That grumpy old bitch had come into my back yard and dumped a bucket of ice water on me. She was screaming and yelling all sorts of crazy stuff. Her poor little old husband was pulling her away apologizing for his wife the whole time. He also was checking out my body! Giggles! Cant say as I blame him. I am hot! I told him he could make it up to me some way. I was sure.
I thought his wife was gonna have a tizzy when he smiled at me!
Its not like I fuck him all that often.....just once a week when she went shopping. Giggles!
I suppose I should stop enticing her husband......Nahhhhhh
Wheres the fun in that!
Friday, June 29, 2012
Then I opened my door.
I was gonna cry! It was the first girl repairman I had ever seen! How was I suppose to pay her to fix my A/C???
Then I saw how she was looking at me. GIGGLES!!
I got my A/C fixed! And and a free side of pussy with my order! Yummy!
Monday, June 18, 2012
Oh good lord you should have heard my neighbors last night! OMG you would have thought they were running a whore house. I loved hearing them going at it.
So the next day she was back with her best friend and demanding I teach her how to take cock in her ass. Jeesh! I should start a slut school! What do you think?
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
The bus driver was watching me in his mirror. His grins said it all. He had known what I was going to do as soon as I got onto his bus. This wasn't my first ride!
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
So I went over to his house when I saw his wife leave. He opened the door and leered at me! I never knew what that term meant till I saw him look at me like that! I giggled and asked him if he was as horny and then I lifted up my short skirt to show him my naked little pussy. His eyes popped open and he reached out and grabbed my arm then pulled me in his house! He had me standing there naked faster then I have ever been stripped. He dropped his pants and told me to get to work! When I looked down I saw the fattest cock I have ever seen. My heart skipped a beat. I hoped he knew how to use that monster! I dropped to my knees and started working his meat with all my slutty heart. And did it ever grow! I couldn't get that cock into my mouth he was so thick!
When he was fully hard, he was 3 inches round and 8 inches of wonderful hard meat!
He told me to stand up and bend over slut. I did and his cock slammed hard into my cunt! OMG it actually stretched me he was so thick! He didnt waste any time either. He fucked me hard, telling me what a dirty little whore I was. When he came, he shot a hot load into my cunt so hard I could feel hot spurt after hot spurt! I came while he was shoving more of his load into me. It was wonderful. Just wonderful.
He told me to come back anytime I was feeling horny. He would take care of me! He also said he loved the shows I put on for him on my back porch. I was so pleased! I love entertaining mens cocks.......no matter their age!
I love have a dirty old man next door!
Thursday, May 17, 2012
May you get creamie,
Sunday, May 13, 2012
As you know I love fucking in public. The possibilties of being caught are endless....and often, very pleasurable! Depending of course on who catches you.* Giggling* What I am hoping for most is that when I go on line at Nite Flirt (VERY SOON) that all my callers tell me their nasty dirty naughty fantasies so I can go out and try them on for pleasure!
See my boyfriend had a fantasy one time. He wanted me to sneak into the mens room with him and suck his cock till he spurted those lovely juices all over me.....so of course I did....but I made sure we were caught! Before I snuck in the bathroom, I saw this huge dude and wiggled my little finger at him. You just know he had to follow me into the mens room. When he walked in while I was sucking my boyfriend, my boyfriend paniced a bit, but I just smiled and lifted my skirt up for the nice man to see my naked twat and started sucking my boyfriends dick. That dude had a huge cock and he fucked me hard while I slurped up and down on my boyfriend. My boyfriend didn’t say a word the whole time, but when he came it was the biggest load I had ever seen him shoot! The big dude really pounded my cunt like a jackhammer then. I came so hard that day!
So thats what I want to do again and again. I love fucking in public and want to hear all about your fantasies! Call me on Night Flirt and tell me your fantasy and we will enjoy the pleasures. Maybe I’ll go and live it out for you. If its really good I ll even share it on my blog giving you credit due for my pleasure!
Looking forward to publically enjoying you!
Cum make me ,
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Hi! I am Candie.
Wouldn’t you like to cum and fuck me while everyone else watches! Let’s put on a show for everyone! Or do you wanna get caught by someone? I love being caught with a hard cock slipping into my tight creamy puss.
The first time I had sex in public I was on the bus! I sucked his cock until his hot sticky load sprayed all over the seats and me! He was the oldest man I’d ever been with!
Well, that was until old Mr. Reynolds caught me masturbating at my desk. He made me stay after class of course. He said I needed to be punished for being so naughty! The way he looked at me when he said that almost made me cream my little panties then and there!
After class, when he was sure we were alone, he forced his big hard cock deep into my virgin ass! I was so embarrassed about how excited it made me! When he finished ” punishing” me, I was so excited I begged him to do it again. That’s when he forced me down on my knees and made me wrap my lips around his still huge and throbbing cock.
As I was going to town on Mr. Reynold’s big dick, I glanced toward the door and noticed Wallace, the weird janitor staring in through the window and playing with himself. I smiled and sucked that cock even harder. My addiction of being a exhibitionist was born from that moment on!
I love being watched and getting caught and punished! I also developed somewhat of a taste for staying after school, and helping the janitors “make their rounds” as they liked to call it.
OMG I am such a cum slut. Don’t you want to make me your Creamy Teen Candie slut?