Phone Sex

I love phone sex! I was getting eaten by a guy as I was telling a guy on the phone about how I would suck his cock. So the guy eating me shoved his dick in my mouth! Which of course the guy on the other end of the phone loved hearing. I slurped up and down on his cock until he busted a nut and then I swallowed it all. Just about then I heard the guy on the phone bust a nut too! I love it. Plain and simple. Hearing a guy cum is supreme.

Fucking the repair man

So I was bent over the washer with my tits bouncing and his cock slamming into my juicy cunt. The little old man next store was standing at his window stroking his cock like a jackhammer and I had a smile a mile wide. I was paying my repair bill and getting a freebie at the same time! This is how life should be all the time.

Lonely Friday Night

Its friday night and I havent any plans to fuck! What the hell? I am young hot and horny and there isnt any cock around to fuck me good and hard?!! I have a box full of toys to play with. Call me on Nite Flirt and see if you can get me off. I know I can get you off!

Got busted....

So I was in my landlords office paying rent when his wife walked in! She was pissed! I guess it didnt help matters when I didnt stop fucking him while she stood there watching. But then....what she did after he busted a nut in me was pretty interesting! Call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you all about what she did.

Cumming for me...

Cum for me on Nite Flirt and I will cum for you!

Top 10 He/She Said Jokes

Top 10 He/She Said Jokes

The beauty of camping on both sides of the fence, so to speak is that you can take the best of both worlds and roll it into one! Here are some lighter hearted moments of gender clash:

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear pants, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king' She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere.." Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.' She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you're never there.

The old man next door!

He is such a charmer! Love when his old hag leaves. It means I get some big dick to fuck! Silly bitch dont know what she has in his pants. I sure do though! I try and get that cock as often as possible too!

Fucking in the back yard!

I had several watchers while I fucked this young stud! As soon as he blew you could hear the applause! Giggling hard here. I love putting on a show!

Need some real cock!

My pussy is wet and hot just thinking about you! Call me on Nite Flirt and lets masturbate with each other!

Camping Train!

So I went camping this past weekend and had a train! Right there in front of everyone! It was fantastic. I just loved it. You should have been there! Call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you all about it!

Too Funny

Things you prolly shouldnt say to a man during sex..... "And yet your feet are so big!" "Don't worry, we'll work around it." "I guess this makes me the early bird." "Try not to smear my make-up." "At least this won't take long." "I want a baby." "Do you know the ceiling needs painting?" "Maybe we should call Dr Ruth." "Is that blood on the headboard?" "Did I remember to take my pill?" "It's just a rash." "Sorry about the name tags, but I'm not very good with names." "Does it come with an air pump?" "But it still works, right?" "Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?" "But everybody looks funny naked." "Do you smell something burning?" "On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights." "You must be cold." "Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed," "Maybe if we water it, it'll grow." "Maybe it looks better in natural light," "Maybe you're just out of practice." "When is this supposed to feel good?" "It's a good thing you're rich."

Step up for your turn....

Wanna step up and take a turn? Call me on Nite Flirt and lets play!

Too Funny!

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked. "Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio

Too Funny!

A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck' to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hell's the matter with you two?.Didn't you hear me? You could have been killed!" The man replied nonchalantly: "Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."

Too funny!

A middle-aged man was told at the hospital that he had only 24 hours to live. He went home in a state of shock and fell into his wife's arms. "I've been told I've only got 24 hours to live," he said. "Can we have sex one last time?" "Of course, honey," she said, and they went to bed. Four hours later, he turned to her and said: "Could we have sex again? I've only '" got 20 hours to live. It will probably be our last chance." "Sure, honey," replied his wife and they had sex. - Eight hours later, he asked her. "Do you think we could have sex one more time? -, After all, I've only got 12 hours to live." I "OK," said the wife and they had sex. Four hours later, he nudged her in bed. "I just realized I've only got eight hours to live. Could we have sex one last time?" "Very well," she sighed. "It's the least I can do in the circumstances". Four hours later, he woke her again. "I've only got fours to live. Would you mind if we had sex just one more time, our final act of love?" " This was too much for the wife. "Listen," she snapped, "you may not have to get up in the morning, but I do!"

Wanna taste a pussy covered banana?

Call me on Nite Flirt and lets play with some fruit!

I decided to go walking in the woods. It was a lovely fall day and it wasnt too hot. I enjoy skipping down the creek. When I came back up the hill on the trail I spotted two guys from my neighborhood and decided to have some fun! You should have seen their faces when I walked by them totally naked but for my shoes. I giggled all the way home and they followed me. Call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you what we did then!

I decided I wanted a tour of the fire station. I guess you could say I decided that when I saw them out washing the fire truck with out their shirts on! OMG they were so fucking hot! I went in with some fresh baked cookies and asked for a tour. Three of them fought over who would show me about....and then lucky me their captain said each could of them could take a turn to show me around! One showed me in the showers, one showed me in the cab of the fire truck, and the other showed me all over! Mmmmmm ......then to have all three of them nice men showing me all at once! Talk about a 3 alarm fire!

So I was paying my rent the other day when I heard this couple come into my landlords outer office. As soon as I swallowed the last of his load, I got up from my knees with a smile. Seriously...5 minutes of fun and my rents paid. Cant beat that. I asked for my rent receipt and went to leave his office. I caught a glance of the couple and winked at the guy. OMG he was so hot! He smiled at me and pointed to my chin. I wiped my chin and sure enough, I had a drop of cum on it. With a giggle I licked my finger clean. Oh I knew I would be fucking him soon! And his girlfriend was just as hot. Who knows....maybe I would get a taste of her too!

Had a pedicure today. I wasnt wearing panties and so the little fellow doing my toes kept looking up my short skirt. He took for ever getting my toes done too. I suppose spreading my legs so he could get a better look didnt help matters either! Hahaha. His manager yelled at him to get moving! I just love teasing boys. Who knows I may go back and suck his dick to make up for getting him in trouble. Any one think I should?

Such fun!

Went down to the pool wearing my bikini. I was laying there enjoying the sun when all of the sudden this punk kid swiped my bikini top off of me and ran off. I stood there topless yelling at him to bring it back. I was jumping up and down screaming at him too! My titties kept bouncing and jiggling around. This went on for several minutes until someone handed me a towel and said I needed to cover up. Reluctantly I wrapped the towel around me and thanked the handsome well hung life guard. (You could see his package in his speedos!) He never looked me in the eye the whole time he chatted with me about getting my bikini top back. He just watched my tits. Then he asked for my number. I gave it to him of course and then went home.
When I got there the punk kid sat there on my porch with my bikini top. I handed him a $20 and he handed me my top. As he ran off he yelled at me "Nice doing business with you!"

I wanna suck your cock.....

I have a fantasy for you. Its a simple one but its so hot and wet. I want you to cum for me. I want you to explode in my mouth....I want you to fuck my face.
On my knees....on my back...where would you wish me to be? Would you let me lick you from your ass to the head of your cock? Would you squirt on my face and tits or would you let me swallow your load?

Sun bathing....

So I was minding my own business sun bathing when old Mrs Pritchett started yelling about a dirty whore. I didn't think nothing of it until I was covered with a bucket of ice water!

That grumpy old bitch had come into my back yard and dumped a bucket of ice water on me. She was screaming and yelling all sorts of crazy stuff. Her poor little old husband was pulling her away apologizing for his wife the whole time. He also was checking out my body! Giggles! Cant say as I blame him. I am hot! I told him he could make it up to me some way. I was sure.
I thought his wife was gonna have a tizzy when he smiled at me!

Its not like I fuck him all that often.....just once a week when she went shopping. Giggles!

I suppose I should stop enticing her husband......Nahhhhhh
Wheres the fun in that!

Pussy Rich...

I needed to get my air-conditioner fixed! OMG did you see the heat reports for this week end?! 105 temps! And here I was with no A/C??! And broke as a joke. However! I have a sweet pussy and knew just how to "pay" the repair man. So I scheduled the emergency repair call and then went and got ready! You just know I had to have a short short skirt with thong panties on.....a tight tshirt with no bra. I was looking hot! I was all excited when the door bell rang! I was gonna get fucked good and get my A/C fixed.

Then I opened my door.

I was gonna cry! It was the first girl repairman I had ever seen! How was I suppose to pay her to fix my A/C???

Then I saw how she was looking at me. GIGGLES!!
I got my A/C fixed! And and a free side of pussy with my order! Yummy!

Slut School?!!!

So I have been fucking my neighbor Old Man Henry. He has the biggest cock! And his wife, I guess has found out I have been fucking him! She came over and demanded that I teach her how to be a slut. So here I have this old lady wanting to learn how to please her man! It was almost too much! Giggles! So I invited my boyfriend over and taught her how to suck cock. At first she didn't want to but then I explained.....a proper slut never turns down a good cock. It took a bit of practice on her part, but my boyfriend didn't seem to mind using her as a cum dumpster.

Oh good lord you should have heard my neighbors last night! OMG you would have thought they were running a whore house. I loved hearing them going at it.

So the next day she was back with her best friend and demanding I teach her how to take cock in her ass. Jeesh! I should start a slut school! What do you think?

The Bus Rides

I was on the bus the other day and decided I was horny. I wasn't wearing any panties as usual so it would be easy to have a cock slip into my cunt. But I would have to have a cock! Just then the bus stopped and two black men got on the bus. They headed straight to the back seat where I was and sat down beside me! One on either side. I just smiled up at the one to my right and reached into his pants. I found his cock fast enough and began stroking him. You should have heard his friend! They started touching me and telling me what a looker I was. It was funny when one of them said that they had a little slut to take care of! They had no idea! I inched my skirt up and moved over to the cock I had been playing with. His dick slipped into my cunt easily. OMG it felt so good! I reached over to play with the other mans cock. The one I was fucking had his hands on my hips trying to fuck me with out getting the bus drivers attention. Giggles! What he didn't know is that I would be blowing the bus driver as soon as I had my cunt full of their cum! When I turned around and told him to fuck me, you could see his excitement explode as he got out of control. He didnt care if the driver saw him fucking me. He stood up with his cock in my cunt....bending me over the seat in front of us. He pounded his cock into me! OMG I was screaming out my orgasm as his load filled my pussy! I turned my head to the other guy and commanded him to fuck me now! Oh he fucked me too! He was calling me a dirty slut as his load spilled into me. Oh my, the satisfaction was all over my face.
The bus driver was watching me in his mirror. His grins said it all. He had known what I was going to do as soon as I got onto his bus. This wasn't my first ride!

Old Man Fuck.

So you know I have this neighbor who watches me masturbate, fuck, or what ever I am doing when I am out on my porch. Well I decided I was horny and he had a cock right? So why shouldn't I use it? I am so glad I did too! His cock is massive!

So I went over to his house when I saw his wife leave. He opened the door and leered at me! I never knew what that term meant till I saw him look at me like that! I giggled and asked him if he was as horny and then I lifted up my short skirt to show him my naked little pussy. His eyes popped open and he reached out and grabbed my arm then pulled me in his house! He had me standing there naked faster then I have ever been stripped. He dropped his pants and told me to get to work! When I looked down I saw the fattest cock I have ever seen. My heart skipped a beat. I hoped he knew how to use that monster! I dropped to my knees and started working his meat with all my slutty heart. And did it ever grow! I couldn't get that cock into my mouth he was so thick!
When he was fully hard, he was 3 inches round and 8 inches of wonderful hard meat!
He told me to stand up and bend over slut. I did and his cock slammed hard into my cunt! OMG it actually stretched me he was so thick! He didnt waste any time either. He fucked me hard, telling me what a dirty little whore I was. When he came, he shot a hot load into my cunt so hard I could feel hot spurt after hot spurt! I came while he was shoving more of his load into me. It was wonderful. Just wonderful.
He told me to come back anytime I was feeling horny. He would take care of me! He also said he loved the shows I put on for him on my back porch. I was so pleased! I love entertaining mens cocks.......no matter their age!
I love have a dirty old man next door!

Its Official!

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Cant wait to hear from you!

As you know I love fucking in public. The possibilties of being caught are endless....and often, very pleasurable! Depending of course on who catches you.* Giggling* What I am hoping for most is that when I go on line at Nite Flirt (VERY SOON) that all my callers tell me their nasty dirty naughty fantasies so I can go out and try them on for pleasure!

See my boyfriend had a fantasy one time. He wanted me to sneak into the mens room with him and suck his cock till he spurted those lovely juices all over me.....so of course I did....but I made sure we were caught! Before I snuck in the bathroom, I saw this huge dude and wiggled my little finger at him. You just know he had to follow me into the mens room. When he walked in while I was sucking my boyfriend, my boyfriend paniced a bit, but I just smiled and lifted my skirt up for the nice man to see my naked twat and started sucking my boyfriends dick. That dude had a huge cock and he fucked me hard while I slurped up and down on my boyfriend. My boyfriend didn’t say a word the whole time, but when he came it was the biggest load I had ever seen him shoot! The big dude really pounded my cunt like a jackhammer then. I came so hard that day!

So thats what I want to do again and again. I love fucking in public and want to hear all about your fantasies! Call me on Night Flirt and tell me your fantasy and we will enjoy the pleasures. Maybe I’ll go and live it out for you. If its really good I ll even share it on my blog giving you credit due for my pleasure!

Looking forward to publically enjoying you!

Cum make me ,
Creamie Candie

Creamie Candie

Hi! I am Candie.

Wouldn’t you like to cum and fuck me while everyone else watches! Let’s put on a show for everyone! Or do you wanna get caught by someone? I love being caught with a hard cock slipping into my tight creamy puss.

The first time I had sex in public I was on the bus! I sucked his cock until his hot sticky load sprayed all over the seats and me! He was the oldest man I’d ever been with!

Well, that was until old Mr. Reynolds caught me masturbating at my desk. He made me stay after class of course. He said I needed to be punished for being so naughty! The way he looked at me when he said that almost made me cream my little panties then and there!

After class, when he was sure we were alone, he forced his big hard cock deep into my virgin ass! I was so embarrassed about how excited it made me! When he finished ” punishing” me, I was so excited I begged him to do it again. That’s when he forced me down on my knees and made me wrap my lips around his still huge and throbbing cock.

As I was going to town on Mr. Reynold’s big dick, I glanced toward the door and noticed Wallace, the weird janitor staring in through the window and playing with himself. I smiled and sucked that cock even harder. My addiction of being a exhibitionist was born from that moment on!

I love being watched and getting caught and punished! I also developed somewhat of a taste for staying after school, and helping the janitors “make their rounds” as they liked to call it.

OMG I am such a cum slut. Don’t you want to make me your Creamy Teen Candie slut?

Creamie Dreams
Candie