Friday, November 9, 2012

Phone Sex

I love phone sex! I was getting eaten by a guy as I was telling a guy on the phone about how I would suck his cock. So the guy eating me shoved his dick in my mouth! Which of course the guy on the other end of the phone loved hearing. I slurped up and down on his cock until he busted a nut and then I swallowed it all. Just about then I heard the guy on the phone bust a nut too! I love it. Plain and simple. Hearing a guy cum is supreme.

Monday, November 5, 2012

Fucking the repair man

So I was bent over the washer with my tits bouncing and his cock slamming into my juicy cunt. The little old man next store was standing at his window stroking his cock like a jackhammer and I had a smile a mile wide. I was paying my repair bill and getting a freebie at the same time! This is how life should be all the time.

Friday, November 2, 2012

Lonely Friday Night

Its friday night and I havent any plans to fuck! What the hell? I am young hot and horny and there isnt any cock around to fuck me good and hard?!! I have a box full of toys to play with. Call me on Nite Flirt and see if you can get me off. I know I can get you off!

Monday, October 29, 2012

Got busted....

So I was in my landlords office paying rent when his wife walked in! She was pissed! I guess it didnt help matters when I didnt stop fucking him while she stood there watching. But then....what she did after he busted a nut in me was pretty interesting! Call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you all about what she did.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Top 10 He/She Said Jokes

Top 10 He/She Said Jokes

The beauty of camping on both sides of the fence, so to speak is that you can take the best of both worlds and roll it into one! Here are some lighter hearted moments of gender clash:

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear pants, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king' She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere.." Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.' She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you're never there.

Friday, October 19, 2012

The old man next door!

He is such a charmer! Love when his old hag leaves. It means I get some big dick to fuck! Silly bitch dont know what she has in his pants. I sure do though! I try and get that cock as often as possible too!