Phone Sex

I love phone sex! I was getting eaten by a guy as I was telling a guy on the phone about how I would suck his cock. So the guy eating me shoved his dick in my mouth! Which of course the guy on the other end of the phone loved hearing. I slurped up and down on his cock until he busted a nut and then I swallowed it all. Just about then I heard the guy on the phone bust a nut too! I love it. Plain and simple. Hearing a guy cum is supreme.

Fucking the repair man

So I was bent over the washer with my tits bouncing and his cock slamming into my juicy cunt. The little old man next store was standing at his window stroking his cock like a jackhammer and I had a smile a mile wide. I was paying my repair bill and getting a freebie at the same time! This is how life should be all the time.

Lonely Friday Night

Its friday night and I havent any plans to fuck! What the hell? I am young hot and horny and there isnt any cock around to fuck me good and hard?!! I have a box full of toys to play with. Call me on Nite Flirt and see if you can get me off. I know I can get you off!

Got busted....

So I was in my landlords office paying rent when his wife walked in! She was pissed! I guess it didnt help matters when I didnt stop fucking him while she stood there watching. But then....what she did after he busted a nut in me was pretty interesting! Call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you all about what she did.

Cumming for me...

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Top 10 He/She Said Jokes

Top 10 He/She Said Jokes

The beauty of camping on both sides of the fence, so to speak is that you can take the best of both worlds and roll it into one! Here are some lighter hearted moments of gender clash:

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear pants, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king' She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere.." Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.' She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you're never there.

The old man next door!

He is such a charmer! Love when his old hag leaves. It means I get some big dick to fuck! Silly bitch dont know what she has in his pants. I sure do though! I try and get that cock as often as possible too!

Fucking in the back yard!

I had several watchers while I fucked this young stud! As soon as he blew you could hear the applause! Giggling hard here. I love putting on a show!

Need some real cock!

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Camping Train!

So I went camping this past weekend and had a train! Right there in front of everyone! It was fantastic. I just loved it. You should have been there! Call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you all about it!

Too Funny

Things you prolly shouldnt say to a man during sex..... "And yet your feet are so big!" "Don't worry, we'll work around it." "I guess this makes me the early bird." "Try not to smear my make-up." "At least this won't take long." "I want a baby." "Do you know the ceiling needs painting?" "Maybe we should call Dr Ruth." "Is that blood on the headboard?" "Did I remember to take my pill?" "It's just a rash." "Sorry about the name tags, but I'm not very good with names." "Does it come with an air pump?" "But it still works, right?" "Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?" "But everybody looks funny naked." "Do you smell something burning?" "On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights." "You must be cold." "Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed," "Maybe if we water it, it'll grow." "Maybe it looks better in natural light," "Maybe you're just out of practice." "When is this supposed to feel good?" "It's a good thing you're rich."

Step up for your turn....

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Too Funny!

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked. "Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio

Too Funny!

A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck' to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hell's the matter with you two?.Didn't you hear me? You could have been killed!" The man replied nonchalantly: "Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."

Too funny!

A middle-aged man was told at the hospital that he had only 24 hours to live. He went home in a state of shock and fell into his wife's arms. "I've been told I've only got 24 hours to live," he said. "Can we have sex one last time?" "Of course, honey," she said, and they went to bed. Four hours later, he turned to her and said: "Could we have sex again? I've only '" got 20 hours to live. It will probably be our last chance." "Sure, honey," replied his wife and they had sex. - Eight hours later, he asked her. "Do you think we could have sex one more time? -, After all, I've only got 12 hours to live." I "OK," said the wife and they had sex. Four hours later, he nudged her in bed. "I just realized I've only got eight hours to live. Could we have sex one last time?" "Very well," she sighed. "It's the least I can do in the circumstances". Four hours later, he woke her again. "I've only got fours to live. Would you mind if we had sex just one more time, our final act of love?" " This was too much for the wife. "Listen," she snapped, "you may not have to get up in the morning, but I do!"

Wanna taste a pussy covered banana?

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I decided to go walking in the woods. It was a lovely fall day and it wasnt too hot. I enjoy skipping down the creek. When I came back up the hill on the trail I spotted two guys from my neighborhood and decided to have some fun! You should have seen their faces when I walked by them totally naked but for my shoes. I giggled all the way home and they followed me. Call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you what we did then!

I decided I wanted a tour of the fire station. I guess you could say I decided that when I saw them out washing the fire truck with out their shirts on! OMG they were so fucking hot! I went in with some fresh baked cookies and asked for a tour. Three of them fought over who would show me about....and then lucky me their captain said each could of them could take a turn to show me around! One showed me in the showers, one showed me in the cab of the fire truck, and the other showed me all over! Mmmmmm ......then to have all three of them nice men showing me all at once! Talk about a 3 alarm fire!

So I was paying my rent the other day when I heard this couple come into my landlords outer office. As soon as I swallowed the last of his load, I got up from my knees with a smile. Seriously...5 minutes of fun and my rents paid. Cant beat that. I asked for my rent receipt and went to leave his office. I caught a glance of the couple and winked at the guy. OMG he was so hot! He smiled at me and pointed to my chin. I wiped my chin and sure enough, I had a drop of cum on it. With a giggle I licked my finger clean. Oh I knew I would be fucking him soon! And his girlfriend was just as hot. Who knows....maybe I would get a taste of her too!

Had a pedicure today. I wasnt wearing panties and so the little fellow doing my toes kept looking up my short skirt. He took for ever getting my toes done too. I suppose spreading my legs so he could get a better look didnt help matters either! Hahaha. His manager yelled at him to get moving! I just love teasing boys. Who knows I may go back and suck his dick to make up for getting him in trouble. Any one think I should?