Got busted....

So I was in my landlords office paying rent when his wife walked in! She was pissed! I guess it didnt help matters when I didnt stop fucking him while she stood there watching. But then....what she did after he busted a nut in me was pretty interesting! Call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you all about what she did.

Cumming for me...

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Top 10 He/She Said Jokes

Top 10 He/She Said Jokes

The beauty of camping on both sides of the fence, so to speak is that you can take the best of both worlds and roll it into one! Here are some lighter hearted moments of gender clash:

10) He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said...You wear pants, don't you?

9) She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

8) He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said...Well, you succeeded.

7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king' She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere.." Written just below it: "I do not."

5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.' She said...'Who's gonna look?'

3) He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.

2) He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.

1) He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said...I would, but you're never there.

The old man next door!

He is such a charmer! Love when his old hag leaves. It means I get some big dick to fuck! Silly bitch dont know what she has in his pants. I sure do though! I try and get that cock as often as possible too!

Fucking in the back yard!

I had several watchers while I fucked this young stud! As soon as he blew you could hear the applause! Giggling hard here. I love putting on a show!

Need some real cock!

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Camping Train!

So I went camping this past weekend and had a train! Right there in front of everyone! It was fantastic. I just loved it. You should have been there! Call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you all about it!

Too Funny

Things you prolly shouldnt say to a man during sex..... "And yet your feet are so big!" "Don't worry, we'll work around it." "I guess this makes me the early bird." "Try not to smear my make-up." "At least this won't take long." "I want a baby." "Do you know the ceiling needs painting?" "Maybe we should call Dr Ruth." "Is that blood on the headboard?" "Did I remember to take my pill?" "It's just a rash." "Sorry about the name tags, but I'm not very good with names." "Does it come with an air pump?" "But it still works, right?" "Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?" "But everybody looks funny naked." "Do you smell something burning?" "On second thoughts, let's turn off the lights." "You must be cold." "Don't mind me. I always file my nails in bed," "Maybe if we water it, it'll grow." "Maybe it looks better in natural light," "Maybe you're just out of practice." "When is this supposed to feel good?" "It's a good thing you're rich."

Step up for your turn....

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Too Funny!

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went home. A few weeks later the carpenter bumped into Pinocchio again. "How are you getting on with the girls now?" he asked. "Who needs girls?" said Pinocchio

Too Funny!

A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn't move. He finally brought the truck' to a halt inches from them. The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hell's the matter with you two?.Didn't you hear me? You could have been killed!" The man replied nonchalantly: "Listen, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes."